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sleepytimegal) wrote2017-10-12 06:50 pm
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INVENTORY
KEEP
Stack of Polaroids
A collection of pictures! One of the subjects in (almost) every one should be familiar to everyone here. Strangely, it just seems like the same few pictures with subtle differences…
Teal Hair Dye
A bottle of the stuff. Just the right shade to keep your weird mourning rituals going!
005. Shot Glasses
A pair of triangular shot glasses decorated with lichen blossoms from an alien planet, cultivated by artisan gardeners.
009. Pendant
A necklace with a blue stone pendant attached. It doesn't have any power here, but it does still have sentimental value.
011. Old Amber x2
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
014. Interface Headset
Red clips to be worn on one's head, used for controlling...something. They don't work here.
015. Fashionable Hat
A hat with a checkerboard pattern and a skull dec on it. Mildly demented expression not included.
019. Demon's Seal
A necklace in the shape of a bat. It's supposed to double the EXP you gain, but it's useless here. At least it looks edgy cool!
025. Wayfinder
Supposedly it provides luck, but it got shoved in this machine how lucky can it be?
027. Black Makeup Bag
For all your on-the-go makeup fixes! Every model should have one!
033. Blue Orb
An orb made of clear blue crystal. It seems to sparkle at times with some inner light.
038. AZ’s Key x2
There’s only one thing in the world this is meant to do.
050. Deck of Cards
An old, beaten up deck of cards. Each card is covered in different scratches and folds, so it’s obvious it’s been very well-used. In fact, if you memorized which card had which marks, you might be able to use that to your advantage! But no one would do that, right?
051. Bahamut Plush
Who wouldn’t want an adorable huggable version of this guy?
054. Skull Tank
Now you can look as fly as the rest of Team Skull, and you didn’t even need to drop the 10,000 pokebucks for it that the rest of the squad did!
056. Crystal
Every good hero needs one! Normally it beeps and flashes when someone is in danger, but it looks like it doesn’t work here.
058. Sheer Heart Attack
A vinyl copy of the actual Queen album.
065. Dinosaur Bone x2
A large dinosaur bone with a certificate so you know it's real.
068. Roomba
An automatic vacuum cleaner set to activate at 7 AM on the dot each morning. It cleans the entire floor before returning to its charging area.
071. Dragonstone
A blue stone with a symbol of a dragon head inside. There's a mysterious feeling to it, but any power it once had is gone.
Black Eyeliner
Because being in a war zone wasn't enough of an excuse to not keep one's makeup looking acceptable; clearly, murdergame isn't an excuse, either.
Fall Clothes
A leopard-print sweater and dark purple leggings, as if you expected anything else.
Red Scarf
This scarf looks like it was made for a very tall person. It’s hand-knitted and very comfortable!
TRADE
001. Nudist Beach outfit
A modified nurses' uniform, black with white cross insignias on it. What with the cropped top and short skirt, it's notably lacking in the actual "fabric" department.
003. Stone Mask x3
An artifact thought to originate from a Vampiric cult hidden within the Aztec Empire. It doesn't do anything, though.
008. Photograph x2
A portrait-style photograph of a pretty red-haired girl with a blue headband, good for being kept in obscure locations.
009. Pendant
A necklace with a blue stone pendant attached. It doesn't have any power here, but it does still have sentimental value.
010. Butter-Passing Robot
It's a tiny robot whose purpose is to pass butter. It hates this.
015. Fashionable Hat
A hat with a checkerboard pattern and a skull dec on it. Mildly demented expression not included.
016. Bikini
A gift from Caren. It's purple and covered in leopard print, of course it's hers. There isn't even a pool in here, so I guess you'll have to wear this in the bathtub.
022. Old Goldie
An old novelty dispenser. Insert a coin to watch it malfunction, screech like a damned soul, and spew oil and sparks from its mouth and eyes!
024. Old Woman's Wig x2
While worn, this wig appears to be in good condition! Why would you ever wear it though?
027. Black Makeup Bag
For all your on-the-go makeup fixes! Every model should have one!
029. Emergency Manual
A book detailing what to do in the event of a viral epidemic or other type of emergency. It has the label for Megurigaoka Private High School stamped on the cover.
031. Royal Throne x2
A small throne fit for a king... bird. A bird king.
032. Battle Chapeau x2
A sporty looking derby. The brim can fall away, and it looks like something was supposed to be stashed in here at one point.
034. Dancer’s Fans x2
A large pair of patterned fans, with a pink-feather trim. After all, what would a dancer be without her biggest fans? If the fan blades were real blades, you could use them as weapons, but these ones are just for show.
035. Recruitment Poster
A recruitment poster for the Yllissean army. It features a man in a bold pose, naked save for the sword in one hand and a scale in the other. Beneath him the motto "Chrom Wants You!" is written in large letters.
036. Tassels
These look like they belong on a sword or something.
040. Black Fedora
Perfect for your Clark Kent cosplay needs!
042. Detective’s Pocketbook
A thin notebook, filled with notes written in childish calligraphy. The name “Naoto Shirogane” is written on the first page.
048. Gauntlet
A large metal gauntlet to be worn on the right arm. It has a strange circular design inscribed into it. Despite the spikes, it's not useful as a weapon.
060. Tea of Mourning x2
A bag of tea roughly the size of a pillow. The tea made with it tastes very bitter, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing?
061. Megaphone x3
A bright red megaphone that amplifies your voice! Some gunners have tried to use this as a weapon even though it really is just a normal megaphone.
062. Dolls x2
A lot of love went into crafting these adorable dolls!
066. Carton of Cigarettes
This carton of Spinel-brand cigarettes will surely last you a good long while! Or maybe it’ll only last you a day in this place.
067. Red Eye
A glass eye that depicts a red pupil within it's center. Red eyes are rare and only often seen in albinism, or if you happen to be an anime character
068. Roomba
An automatic vacuum cleaner set to activate at 7 AM on the dot each morning. It cleans the entire floor before returning to its charging area.
070. Hairspray x2
This super-strong hairspray is bound to keep your hair in perfect shape all day!
076. Bird Guide x2
For all your ornithology needs! This illustrated guide is the perfect companion for a birdwatcher or a lonely kid with no friends.
078. Red Ribbon x2
A ribbon with a lot of sentimental value. Better find the owner!
079. Evidence Law x2
A book that outlines evidence law in… the United States? We’re pretty sure this isn’t how it actually works in the United States. The cover has a chick in a deerstalker cap, though, which is cute as hell.
Carton of Marlboro Reds
Contains 20 cigarette packs! That's a lot of cigarettes.
Cigarettes
A pack of cheap cigarettes. They might taste better paired with coffee. Not great, but what were you expecting?
TRASH
052. Bottle of Dragon Piss
Is it alcohol or is it actual dragon piss? We just don’t know.
069. Aperture Laboratory Mobility Gel Samples
A few samples of gel from Aperture Laboratories, in rather small quantities, just enough to cover one’s hand. A blue gel, an orange gel and a white gel. The blue one makes stuff bounce from it, the orange gel lessens friction considerably, the white gel doesn’t show any noticeable properties due to the lack of portals.
073. Turnip
It's a large turnip with a string tied to it. You know, for butt practice.
Lilies
A vase full of gorgeous red, orange, and yellow lilies. Still fully in bloom, they look like living flames.
CONSUMED
006. Milk
High-grade local milk. The bottle says it's from the Margaret mega-farm in Oak Tree Town.
023. Roasted Chicken x2
That's right, it's a whole roasted chicken. How is it still hot when you get it out of the machine? Don't ask questions.
055. Dango
A sweet, Japanese dumpling that’s too delicious to pass up! Don’t worry, it’s wrapped.
059. Tamato Berry
These berries look like ordinary tomatoes, but covered in spines. WARNING: Incredibly spicy, be careful to avoid getting the juices in your eyes.
RETURNED/TRADED
Cat Pajamas
Cute and comfortable, this light sleepwear was a gift from Ayako Mitsuzuri.
Embroidery Kit
A small kit perfect for all of your embroidery needs!
Eridium Brick
Like a gold brick, but made out of some weird purple rock! Doesn't break, glows faintly, pretty definitely not safe to eat.
Makeup Kit
This large kit has just about every kind of makeup you could ever need! It’s got a nice selection of all things pink and sparkly.
Wedding Picture
This totally-not-photoshopped-at-all wedding photo sure is beautiful!
WEAPONS
085. Kama x2
A gift from the Adjudicator. A small hand scythe, similar to a sickle, largely used as a farming implement for reaping crops. Or taking out your fellow Competitors, if you'd prefer.
087. Pair of Lighters
A gift from the Wordsmith. A pair of lighters that have been 'cracked' such that they're capable of spitting out six inches of flame when ignited.
090. Electroshock Weapon
A gift from the Transmitter. It fires electrodes that will deliver a strong electric current to disrupt muscular control. ...It's a taser, guys, you know what it does.
Stack of Polaroids
A collection of pictures! One of the subjects in (almost) every one should be familiar to everyone here. Strangely, it just seems like the same few pictures with subtle differences…
Teal Hair Dye
A bottle of the stuff. Just the right shade to keep your weird mourning rituals going!
005. Shot Glasses
A pair of triangular shot glasses decorated with lichen blossoms from an alien planet, cultivated by artisan gardeners.
009. Pendant
A necklace with a blue stone pendant attached. It doesn't have any power here, but it does still have sentimental value.
011. Old Amber x2
A chunk of amber with a bug preserved inside it. Do you want Jurassic Park? Because that's how you get Jurassic Park.
014. Interface Headset
Red clips to be worn on one's head, used for controlling...something. They don't work here.
015. Fashionable Hat
A hat with a checkerboard pattern and a skull dec on it. Mildly demented expression not included.
019. Demon's Seal
A necklace in the shape of a bat. It's supposed to double the EXP you gain, but it's useless here. At least it looks edgy cool!
025. Wayfinder
Supposedly it provides luck, but it got shoved in this machine how lucky can it be?
027. Black Makeup Bag
For all your on-the-go makeup fixes! Every model should have one!
033. Blue Orb
An orb made of clear blue crystal. It seems to sparkle at times with some inner light.
038. AZ’s Key x2
There’s only one thing in the world this is meant to do.
050. Deck of Cards
An old, beaten up deck of cards. Each card is covered in different scratches and folds, so it’s obvious it’s been very well-used. In fact, if you memorized which card had which marks, you might be able to use that to your advantage! But no one would do that, right?
051. Bahamut Plush
Who wouldn’t want an adorable huggable version of this guy?
054. Skull Tank
Now you can look as fly as the rest of Team Skull, and you didn’t even need to drop the 10,000 pokebucks for it that the rest of the squad did!
056. Crystal
Every good hero needs one! Normally it beeps and flashes when someone is in danger, but it looks like it doesn’t work here.
058. Sheer Heart Attack
A vinyl copy of the actual Queen album.
065. Dinosaur Bone x2
A large dinosaur bone with a certificate so you know it's real.
068. Roomba
An automatic vacuum cleaner set to activate at 7 AM on the dot each morning. It cleans the entire floor before returning to its charging area.
071. Dragonstone
A blue stone with a symbol of a dragon head inside. There's a mysterious feeling to it, but any power it once had is gone.
Black Eyeliner
Because being in a war zone wasn't enough of an excuse to not keep one's makeup looking acceptable; clearly, murdergame isn't an excuse, either.
Fall Clothes
A leopard-print sweater and dark purple leggings, as if you expected anything else.
Red Scarf
This scarf looks like it was made for a very tall person. It’s hand-knitted and very comfortable!
TRADE
001. Nudist Beach outfit
A modified nurses' uniform, black with white cross insignias on it. What with the cropped top and short skirt, it's notably lacking in the actual "fabric" department.
003. Stone Mask x3
An artifact thought to originate from a Vampiric cult hidden within the Aztec Empire. It doesn't do anything, though.
008. Photograph x2
A portrait-style photograph of a pretty red-haired girl with a blue headband, good for being kept in obscure locations.
009. Pendant
A necklace with a blue stone pendant attached. It doesn't have any power here, but it does still have sentimental value.
010. Butter-Passing Robot
It's a tiny robot whose purpose is to pass butter. It hates this.
015. Fashionable Hat
A hat with a checkerboard pattern and a skull dec on it. Mildly demented expression not included.
016. Bikini
A gift from Caren. It's purple and covered in leopard print, of course it's hers. There isn't even a pool in here, so I guess you'll have to wear this in the bathtub.
022. Old Goldie
An old novelty dispenser. Insert a coin to watch it malfunction, screech like a damned soul, and spew oil and sparks from its mouth and eyes!
024. Old Woman's Wig x2
While worn, this wig appears to be in good condition! Why would you ever wear it though?
027. Black Makeup Bag
For all your on-the-go makeup fixes! Every model should have one!
029. Emergency Manual
A book detailing what to do in the event of a viral epidemic or other type of emergency. It has the label for Megurigaoka Private High School stamped on the cover.
031. Royal Throne x2
A small throne fit for a king... bird. A bird king.
032. Battle Chapeau x2
A sporty looking derby. The brim can fall away, and it looks like something was supposed to be stashed in here at one point.
034. Dancer’s Fans x2
A large pair of patterned fans, with a pink-feather trim. After all, what would a dancer be without her biggest fans? If the fan blades were real blades, you could use them as weapons, but these ones are just for show.
035. Recruitment Poster
A recruitment poster for the Yllissean army. It features a man in a bold pose, naked save for the sword in one hand and a scale in the other. Beneath him the motto "Chrom Wants You!" is written in large letters.
036. Tassels
These look like they belong on a sword or something.
040. Black Fedora
Perfect for your Clark Kent cosplay needs!
042. Detective’s Pocketbook
A thin notebook, filled with notes written in childish calligraphy. The name “Naoto Shirogane” is written on the first page.
048. Gauntlet
A large metal gauntlet to be worn on the right arm. It has a strange circular design inscribed into it. Despite the spikes, it's not useful as a weapon.
060. Tea of Mourning x2
A bag of tea roughly the size of a pillow. The tea made with it tastes very bitter, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing?
061. Megaphone x3
A bright red megaphone that amplifies your voice! Some gunners have tried to use this as a weapon even though it really is just a normal megaphone.
062. Dolls x2
A lot of love went into crafting these adorable dolls!
066. Carton of Cigarettes
This carton of Spinel-brand cigarettes will surely last you a good long while! Or maybe it’ll only last you a day in this place.
067. Red Eye
A glass eye that depicts a red pupil within it's center. Red eyes are rare and only often seen in albinism, or if you happen to be an anime character
068. Roomba
An automatic vacuum cleaner set to activate at 7 AM on the dot each morning. It cleans the entire floor before returning to its charging area.
070. Hairspray x2
This super-strong hairspray is bound to keep your hair in perfect shape all day!
076. Bird Guide x2
For all your ornithology needs! This illustrated guide is the perfect companion for a birdwatcher or a lonely kid with no friends.
078. Red Ribbon x2
A ribbon with a lot of sentimental value. Better find the owner!
079. Evidence Law x2
A book that outlines evidence law in… the United States? We’re pretty sure this isn’t how it actually works in the United States. The cover has a chick in a deerstalker cap, though, which is cute as hell.
Carton of Marlboro Reds
Contains 20 cigarette packs! That's a lot of cigarettes.
Cigarettes
A pack of cheap cigarettes. They might taste better paired with coffee. Not great, but what were you expecting?
TRASH
052. Bottle of Dragon Piss
Is it alcohol or is it actual dragon piss? We just don’t know.
069. Aperture Laboratory Mobility Gel Samples
A few samples of gel from Aperture Laboratories, in rather small quantities, just enough to cover one’s hand. A blue gel, an orange gel and a white gel. The blue one makes stuff bounce from it, the orange gel lessens friction considerably, the white gel doesn’t show any noticeable properties due to the lack of portals.
073. Turnip
It's a large turnip with a string tied to it. You know, for butt practice.
Lilies
A vase full of gorgeous red, orange, and yellow lilies. Still fully in bloom, they look like living flames.
CONSUMED
006. Milk
High-grade local milk. The bottle says it's from the Margaret mega-farm in Oak Tree Town.
023. Roasted Chicken x2
That's right, it's a whole roasted chicken. How is it still hot when you get it out of the machine? Don't ask questions.
055. Dango
A sweet, Japanese dumpling that’s too delicious to pass up! Don’t worry, it’s wrapped.
059. Tamato Berry
These berries look like ordinary tomatoes, but covered in spines. WARNING: Incredibly spicy, be careful to avoid getting the juices in your eyes.
RETURNED/TRADED
Cat Pajamas
Cute and comfortable, this light sleepwear was a gift from Ayako Mitsuzuri.
Embroidery Kit
A small kit perfect for all of your embroidery needs!
Eridium Brick
Like a gold brick, but made out of some weird purple rock! Doesn't break, glows faintly, pretty definitely not safe to eat.
Makeup Kit
This large kit has just about every kind of makeup you could ever need! It’s got a nice selection of all things pink and sparkly.
Wedding Picture
This totally-not-photoshopped-at-all wedding photo sure is beautiful!
WEAPONS
085. Kama x2
A gift from the Adjudicator. A small hand scythe, similar to a sickle, largely used as a farming implement for reaping crops. Or taking out your fellow Competitors, if you'd prefer.
087. Pair of Lighters
A gift from the Wordsmith. A pair of lighters that have been 'cracked' such that they're capable of spitting out six inches of flame when ignited.
090. Electroshock Weapon
A gift from the Transmitter. It fires electrodes that will deliver a strong electric current to disrupt muscular control. ...It's a taser, guys, you know what it does.